For our convenience:
Here is what Morbo posted at the ministry @#%$ the details of the challenge:
-Your people need shelter. Whether it be cowering in caves, constructing giant sand castles, or teetering atop a Mehling tree, you will not last long huddling together on the open surface waiting for the "chi-chi-chi-ZAPP! SPLAT!!" of the Space Otters as they come to fill their damnable larders. Let Morbo know what pathetic intentions you have of keeping yourselves out of the Galaxy's finest restaurants.
-All life forms need nutrients. Admittedly, Starvation is one way to avoid ending up on the plates of the cursed Space Otters, but it also makes for a very short game. Morbo must know what your nutritional input consists of and how such "food" is obtained so he may do a proper job of handicapping the New Vegas bookies' survival prop wagers.
-From scouring sand storms to rampant UV radiation to burning fire rains, no planet has yet been found that is comfortable to unclothed sentient beings. While Morbo would not classify you as fully "sentient", it is inevitable that you will need some sort of body covering- to display "I Like Ike" buttons and sorority pins and to attach cell phones to if for no other reason. Periodically, game warden robots will be scouring your planet of unauthorized non-indiginous life forms, and we will need to know what you are wearing so we may properly program them to spare your measly selves.
-Without a group identity, you have no chance of advancing beyond the level of planetary tapeworms. Your first act as a culture must be to design a banner representing your people and naming your insignigficant ball of rock, ice, petroleum jelly, or clam chowder that you call home. (This was also a request from the New Vegas bookies to keep your underdeveloped cultures distinct). Design a banner (animated, if your technology can handle it) no larger than 200 pixels across by 90 pixels high to serve as your flag. Morbo will give extra points for each flag that bears his likeness for those of you understandably unconcerned @#%$ the other judges who will evaluate your submissions.
-To survive for any length of time, you will need to know your planet as if it were the back of your worthless hand (or pseudopod or tentacle or shatever you have). All of you will provide a list of 26 things found on your planet- each one beginning with a different letter of your woefully inadequate human alphabet. You may list the objects seperately or incorporate them into the main body of your submission, but you must make the 26 terms clear for the oft-hung over and irritable producers.
-Your official challenge is due by 11:59 PM Eastern Standard Time (Board Time) on Thursday, June 5th. The official thread should be titled "Official Planet X Immunity Challenge 1". Again, do not tempt fate by leaving the X in your challenge thread title.
-There will again be a 1,000 word limit on this challenge. Text in images will not apply to the word count if the concept is not abused.
Based on the information you provide, the producers will determine a subjective rating based on your culture's creativity and likelihood of survival. The scores will be as follows:
1st place: 100 points
2nd place: 95 points
3rd place: 90 points
4th place: 80 points
5th place: 70 points
6th place: 60 points
7th place: 50 points
8th place: 40 points
9th place: 30 points
10th place: 20 points
11th place: 10 points.
Here is what Morbo posted at the ministry @#%$ the details of the challenge:
-Your people need shelter. Whether it be cowering in caves, constructing giant sand castles, or teetering atop a Mehling tree, you will not last long huddling together on the open surface waiting for the "chi-chi-chi-ZAPP! SPLAT!!" of the Space Otters as they come to fill their damnable larders. Let Morbo know what pathetic intentions you have of keeping yourselves out of the Galaxy's finest restaurants.
-All life forms need nutrients. Admittedly, Starvation is one way to avoid ending up on the plates of the cursed Space Otters, but it also makes for a very short game. Morbo must know what your nutritional input consists of and how such "food" is obtained so he may do a proper job of handicapping the New Vegas bookies' survival prop wagers.
-From scouring sand storms to rampant UV radiation to burning fire rains, no planet has yet been found that is comfortable to unclothed sentient beings. While Morbo would not classify you as fully "sentient", it is inevitable that you will need some sort of body covering- to display "I Like Ike" buttons and sorority pins and to attach cell phones to if for no other reason. Periodically, game warden robots will be scouring your planet of unauthorized non-indiginous life forms, and we will need to know what you are wearing so we may properly program them to spare your measly selves.
-Without a group identity, you have no chance of advancing beyond the level of planetary tapeworms. Your first act as a culture must be to design a banner representing your people and naming your insignigficant ball of rock, ice, petroleum jelly, or clam chowder that you call home. (This was also a request from the New Vegas bookies to keep your underdeveloped cultures distinct). Design a banner (animated, if your technology can handle it) no larger than 200 pixels across by 90 pixels high to serve as your flag. Morbo will give extra points for each flag that bears his likeness for those of you understandably unconcerned @#%$ the other judges who will evaluate your submissions.
-To survive for any length of time, you will need to know your planet as if it were the back of your worthless hand (or pseudopod or tentacle or shatever you have). All of you will provide a list of 26 things found on your planet- each one beginning with a different letter of your woefully inadequate human alphabet. You may list the objects seperately or incorporate them into the main body of your submission, but you must make the 26 terms clear for the oft-hung over and irritable producers.
-Your official challenge is due by 11:59 PM Eastern Standard Time (Board Time) on Thursday, June 5th. The official thread should be titled "Official Planet X Immunity Challenge 1". Again, do not tempt fate by leaving the X in your challenge thread title.
-There will again be a 1,000 word limit on this challenge. Text in images will not apply to the word count if the concept is not abused.
Based on the information you provide, the producers will determine a subjective rating based on your culture's creativity and likelihood of survival. The scores will be as follows:
1st place: 100 points
2nd place: 95 points
3rd place: 90 points
4th place: 80 points
5th place: 70 points
6th place: 60 points
7th place: 50 points
8th place: 40 points
9th place: 30 points
10th place: 20 points
11th place: 10 points.


